I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication?
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
“I love this twee”
“This twee is mah fran”
“Dis twee has a flavour”
“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”
"Twee is mah pweshus"
will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone
This is still one of my all time favorites
it’s so adorable